Well, honestly Calvin has a liking for Susie Derkins, but his natured self wont make him admit to the fact and it continues....

- The more I re read and re read Calvin, the more I find the similarities between us :)

Lets see the Quotes on Girls from Calvin :

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My only regret is blowing the best day of my life while I'm so young

- Calvin prepares a water-balloon ambush for Susie Calvin: Our top-secret club, G.R.O.S.S.-- Get Rid Of Slimy girlS!
Susie: Slimy girls?!
Calvin: I know that's redundant, but otherwise it doesn't spell anything.

I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...?

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

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We are a fierce and dirty band of cut-throat pirates! Keep a sharp lookout matey, we dont want any sissy girls on our ship!"
"We *dont* like girls???"
"Of course not dummy, we're a murderous bunch of pirates, remember?"
"Who do we smooch then?"

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"There's a new girl in our class."
"Well, whats her name?"
"WHO KNOWS?"
"Is she nice?"
"WHO CARES? Not me!"
"Do you LIKE her?"
"NO!"

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"Here comes that new girl. HEY SUSIE DERKINS, IS THAT YOUR FACE OR IS A POSSUM STUCK IN YOUR COLLAR? I HOPE YOU SUFFER A DEBILITATING BRAIN ANEURISM, YOU FREAK!"
"She *cute*, isnt she?"
"GO AWAY!"

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"Hello Susie, this is Calvin. I lost our homework assignment. Can you tell me what we were supposed to read for tomorrow?"
"Are you sure you're not calling for some other reason?"
"Why else would I call you?"
"Maybe you missed the melodious sound of my voice?"
"WHAT? Are you crazy? All I want is the STUPID assignment!"
"First say you missed the melodious sound of my voice."
"THIS IS BLACKMAIL!"

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Calvin: "This meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy Girls club will now come to order. First Tiger Hobbes will read the minutes of our last meeting."

Hobbes: "Thank you. (9:30) Meeting called to order. Dictator For Life Calvin proposed resoultion condemning the existence of girls. (9:35) First Tiger Hobbes abstains from vote. Motion fails. (9:36) Patriotism of First Tiger called into question. (9:37) Philosophical discussion. (10:15) Bandages administered. Dictator For Life rebuked for biting."

Calvin: "Is this a great club or what?"

Hobbes: "(10:16) Forgot what debate was about. Medals of bravery awarded to all parties."

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Calvin: "I'm never gonna get married. Are you?"
Hobbes: "Hmm...I suppose if the right person came along, I might. Someone with green eyes and a nice laugh, who I could call 'Pooty Pie'."
Calvin: "POOTY PIE?"
Hobbes: "Or bitsy pookums."
Calvin: "I think that would affect my stomach a lot more than my heart."
Hobbes: "Bitsy pookums I'd say. Yes snoogy woogy, she'd reply..."

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Calvin: "Do you like being a girl?"
Hobbes: "Its gotta be better than the alternative."
Calvin: "Whats it like? Is it like being a bug?"
Hobbes: "Like a WHAT?"
Calvin: "I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a crual trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it."

Some of the best Quotes from Calvin & Hobbes

I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it

Why do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cow and said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!"?

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

Calvin: Who can fathom the feminine mind?
Hobbes: I like `em anyway

My behaviour is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxic co-dependency. I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept any responsibility for my actions.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles!

I am a simple man with complex taste

C & H





- Best From Calvin &Hobbes - My Hero

For some it takes years to find a soul mate,
for some it happens even before you realize

its all about being there at the right time and meeting the right person.

in my honest opinion falling in love is not very difficult, i have fallen so many times...and there is nothing wrong about it... every time i face a blow i resurge with a much stronger force, probably the best display of optimism is to believe in the goodness in everyone ...

After all aren't we supposed to meet a few wrong people before we meet the right one, so that when we when we finally meet the right one, we will recognize the moment and be grateful for the gift